I can’t teach much when it comes to women, I drive safe and slow and don’t know nothing ‘bout the engine.
Being mean should be a crime.
with father and boyfriend at family dinner
- me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
- father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
- real talk how fucked up in the head do you gotta be to call your dude daddy? Incest shit yo. Like when girls say "fuck me daddy" likeeee whooooaaaaa get fuck out of the bed bitch and go home.